What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:04

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
—
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives