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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

36 Wildly Entitled People From This Month Who Might As Well Have Just Screamed "It's All About ME!" - BuzzFeed

No, not a chance

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Taylor Swift Dance Wedding Video with Travis Kelce Reveals Unmatched Vibe - Athlon Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Elon Musk says XChat is rolling out to all, but questions remain about its alleged security - TechCrunch

Loons and Moons

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mets and Dodgers are more than living up to heavyweight billing - New York Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives