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12.06.2025 05:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

No, not a chance

No go.

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Prediction: Nvidia Will Beat the Market. Here's Why - The Motley Fool

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Week Restocks - Here's What We Know So Far - GameSpot

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Your ketchup will see you now: Solid-phase properties reveal when yield stress fluids start to flow - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com