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12.06.2025 05:51
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
No go.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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